No Fucking Idea!

Is it me or is radio going down the drain? I swear all I ever hear on radio these days is RnB and hip-hop. Screw that shit, it’s like the worst genre ever next to techno, but even then techno has some rather catchy beats to it.

Bah I miss the old days when pop was pop..like the teenybopper stuff like the younger Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera and Backstreet Boys and N Sync. I guess even though I’m not a fan of them, I’d rather listen to them sing about love and heartbreaks and stuff rather than listen to that RnB hip-hop drivel which is always about sex, big booty’s, cars, cash, partying etc.

Right now Kanye West seems to be the man for everything hip-hop related, and I remember catching a trailer of a show he did with a orchestra backing him up. If that’s not the most stupid thing I’ve ever heard of, then I don’t know what is. It sounded horrible, plus the players seemed to have some kind of retarded looking face paint on them. Trust Mr Kanye West to be a total douchebag and ruining the orchestral fusion with music. The only people that can get away with fusing orchestras with their music are rockers, like Metallica and Nightwish.

Hip-hop + orchestra = Shit + rice = horrible. ‘nuf said.

Listening to Ryanhood and Goo Goo Dolls allows me to picture the skylines of major cities in the US, I don’t know why. This makes me feel kind of sad and down because of the fact that I probably won’t seeing them anytime soon because unfortunately my parents are financially capable enough to send me to Boston, and I really don’t think I’m good enough to get a partial scholarship let alone a full one.

I love music and the only place I feel that I can grow as a musician is none other than in the states where just about everything goes. Does all of this mean anything? Yes it does - patriotism. A lot of people talk about patriotism and how we should be proud to be Malaysian, but to me Malaysia is just a place I was born in and I feel no ties to it or any obligations for that matter (i.e. national pride, serving your country blah blah). I think Shi Yan knows how I feel because he feels the same way about Singapore. We’re both sorely disappointed with our country and countrymen and our social structure and how we present ourselves to the world.

Admittedly Malaysia might have had its accomplishments, like Nicole David being the top squash player in the world, but I mean geez, other countries have had top players waaaaaay before us and suddenly when we get our turn it’s like a huge deal. It’s like how a 5 year old kid manages to tie his own shoelace, and how to a 20 year old it’s almost an unconscious act. I mean our level of mentality is like so low.

To quote suanie.net,

The “Malaysia Boleh!” spirit has since produced many achievers and achievements, and has been a cornerstone of the success story that is the new Malaysia.

The only thing we need to achieve is originality. For fuck sake, go coin a new phrase or eat an ice-cream, whatever.

I couldn’t agree more. Malaysian’s are so unoriginal when it comes to almost everything. It’s painfully embarrassing to see local comedy on TV that is soooooooo obvious that it’s trying to do a rip-off of a famous US/UK television and I think I remember seeing a comedy here that reminded me of Friends meets Two Guys and A Girl, and our local music scene which is horrible horrible HORRIBLE. Not to mention for some strange reason there are TONS and TONS and TONSSSSSSSS _(#_%*_@$*@@_ of god damn mat rock bands out there that sound like each other and Metallica!!

It’s strange because there are probably a couple of local english acts that deserve to be signed but instead we get tons of Malay pop and rock acts. I’m not being racist and I have nothing against Malay people but it just seems to be the way this country is wired and I don’t know but I just feel it’s really unfair. Understandably the majority of this country is populated by Malay people, and there are still tons of undeveloped kampungs but why does it feel like we’re lowering ourselves for them, instead of trying to advance and hope they’d catch up.

Geez! It’s like we took a social crap on ourselves and forgot to wipe. Bah this has been a very ranty post and I don’t know why..must be cause of today’s Ear Training assessment..damn.

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What the fuck is this?! Apparently if you search Sinapore’s Yahoo for “rambling of a 19 year old small girl” you get my site as hit number 1!! This is very gay as you can see from the picture below. By the way you readers who got to my site by searching for “indian sex” or “fucking women” or “gay bondage sex with cucumbers up my ass while you floss your teeth” ARE FUCKING SICK!! @)%*$@&)(#$@u

People are weird.

I just had a talk with Xiang Ling about her (most probable) admission to Harvard, and she told me that apparently in Malaysia less than 40 people who receive the JBA scholarships apply for Harvard, like 4 for Princeton, 3 for Yale or something like that. It’s shocking because Harvard is like..wow! It’s supposed to be synonymous for great education and being responsible for churning out some of the brightest young people in today’s society, but apparently quite a bit of Malaysians don’t know about Harvard.

I find it to be the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard of. I mean seriously, where do these Malaysians aspire to go to after high school? UM? MMU? Ok I’m not looking down on anybody, and I realize that getting a full scholarship to such a prestigious university is a very daunting task, but to have NEVER heard of it before? That just borders on ridiculous. Admittedly I’d like to think that the majority of the Malaysian population aren’t so rich that we can all afford to send our children overseas, and that quite a lot of teens quit high school after SPM to help their parents, but I think that aspiring to go to have a better life and a brighter future is something that we shouldn’t be ignorant about.

It pains me that my country men are so ignorant over a lot of issues, stuff like the “black metal” raid, or the latest issue about some idiot reporter who generalizes that anime is about sex and sexual innuendo’s. I mean seriously, at least do some research before running your mouth off. It’s like how some people think that everybody who’s a muslim or comes from Iraq is a terrorist in the making. What the hell was he thinking, “Hmm..hey that girl in the anime has big boobs, omfg SEXUAL INNUENDO’S HOLY CRAP THE APOCALYPSE HAS ARRIVE I MUST WARN EVERYONE ABOUT IT!!”

If generalizing is considered reporting then I gotta say that I think I could do his job, and probably better too. It’s no wonder that some Westerners still think that Malaysians live in trees and run around in loin cloths. This was a conversation I remember a friend telling me about last time (not verbatim but just a general picture):

Ignorant Westerner: Hey so do you guys still live in trees and stuff?

Seriously, didn’t you now that trees produce a natural Wi-Fi aura that we can use with our laptops that we purchased with our native currency that is consisted of tree bark and brightly colored stones?

I was browsing Friendster today and I came across a profile of a girl and her boyfriend (I assume) left her tons of testimonials, asking her how she was, etc. Besides being highly inappropriate by asking questions through testimonials, there was one particular testimonial which I really don’t know whether to laugh or get pissed about. It went a bit like this (not verbatim - I cleaned up the english):

Hello (insert endearment)..how are you? Sorry I forgot about that day, I didn’t realize it arrived yet, you know I’m so busy with (string of excuses) so that’s why I forget. I didn’t think it was that important to you, I’m sorry I forgot your BIRTHDAY!!!)*%&@)($@

On one hand it’s the most hilarious thing ever..he forgets her birthday and he thought it wasn’t important. Yea I guess the day she was born isn’t that big a deal. Is that the most retarded thing ever?! If I had a girlfriend/wife, I think I would order my list of important occassions thus:

1) Anniversary
2) Birthday
3) Valentine’s day

I hope I didn’t leave anything out..hmm. Anyway, the boyfriend was such an ah beng in terms of looks and the way he talks, while the girl has a somewhat innocent look to her, like a good girl look. So what I don’t get (and haven’t been getting for quite a while now) is why girls still stick around with guys like that. The world is unfair!

This is very not the cool..for fucks sake I woke up at 5:30am, to fetch George and we headed off to do MyKad. It might be due to our ignorance or the laziness of the department, but waiting from 6:30am-8am for it to NOT open is like..^*&@*()$@U)(@ FUCK! This is my 3rd failed attempt at trying to get MyKad done..sigh. I think I’m going to go back to bed, and work on the Singapore journal later

edit I completed the journal so go take a look! http://xen0s.blogsome.com/roadtrip!

By the is it me or am I the only one who feels really guilty at wasting the day by waking up at 2pm?

I seriously do. How can a person call him or herself a friend if they don’t even stick up for you when other people talk shit behind your back. That’s just retarded. Yea then you say that “I hate it when people talk about others behind other people’s backs,” so maybe how about you shut the fuck up and do something about it. Talk is cheap, hell its cheaper than you.

Apparently there seems to be some kind of double standard when it comes to me. Oh look I’m whining again, so sue me. So you do something, and when people point it out to you it becomes a joke, you didn’t mean it, but when I do something and I say it’s a joke, suddenly it becomes crude and “that’s not a joke” nonsense starts spouting. Let’s review - it’s ok for you to do it, but not ok when I do it. Step aside jackass maybe people think it’s annoying when you do it but when they tell it to you, you think you can just shut them up by saying it’s a joke and everythings all rainbows and butterflies and bunnies again.

Seriously if you’re gonna do something, do it. Don’t sit there and go “omgwtflol I dunno what to do, help me help me,” then sit back and expect it to be done. You wanted me to do something for you, I did it, you wanted my opinion I gave it. I’ve been nothing but nice but apparently everyone else’s view makes more sense. Has it ever occured to you that maybe THEY DESERVE IT? No of course not, no one deserves anything bad but me.

I’ve had better friends, and I’ve had better accquaintances, so I don’t need you to be in my life if you’re just gonna sit there and let people talk shit about me and not do anything other than to agree with them. I’ve got great friends who I know I can totally count on, so one less (which is you) really makes no difference.

Someone on the Creative forums coined that term for the Prodikeys, which is in reality, a piece of shit. Well now thanks to super unfriendly customer support and dead forums, it’s impossible to get any info on this!! Anyway if anyone out there knows how to use it, please let me know. Thanks.

This is some fucked up shit, like how some dudes who stand girls up on dates, but at the same time the girls are still willing to go out with them. It’s so fucked up that “nice” guys always get treated like shit, and the assholes are the ones with the chicks.

I hate being so patrionizing and understanding. There’s really nothing I’d like to do more than get all asshole-ly and tell them to go fuck themselves, but no I’m such a nice guy, and nice guys don’t do that because that would make them assholes.

But wait, being an asshole gets me chicks! Fuck yea, why not?

I just heard from Fabian that there’s a Pimp My Ride - UK version! It’s hilarious, I mean before you know it the whole world will be driving around in cars that shoot bubbles out of the exhaust, and we’d have groups of cars to form a mini skate-park, or maybe mini drive-in movies, and possibly a juice bar!

So I was about to suggest to Fabian they should bring Pimp My Ride to Malaysia, but I thought better of it, because who needs a show to rice up a car in Malaysia, when Malaysians are more than eager to do it themselves, and cheaply too! Check out my Waja-Evo, or my Putra Impreza, perhaps a turbo Kancil to top it off with?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA…. can you imagine the hosts of the show trying to act all east/west side?

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Hahaha, I can imagine it! We’d have all these Cina-ish people and throw in a couple of those Malay ricers, and we’d have a hit show!

Cina: I think ar, I want to put the blue-blue light in the car, so when open the door, fuyoh, very geng!

Malay: Saya ingat boleh tambah exhaust yang terbesar, bila dia drive, BROOM BROOM BROOM!! Syioknya!!

Cina: Wahsei, this fella the car very the pimpin’ leh!!

Lately there’s been this show on MTV called 5 Things to Do or some shit like that. Basically it’s famous artists who come on the show, play you some of their videos and talk about how to be successful in the music business and etc. I guess it’s cool if they say “You gotta look hot man, because if you’re one fugly douche then forget about it,” but no, they tell you shit that makes them seem so deep and thoughtful.

Yea ok when you lose the bling and the fancy clothes and cars then you can tell me to be myself and be natural. Seriously, find some decent acts to talk about themselves, like maybe John Mayer, Jason Mraz, Eric Clapton, Richard Marx, whoever! Just as long as it’s not Kanye West and recently today - Sean Paul.

Oh and George has a new song so I’m giving him a plug so yea go check his song out! He also has posted a new comic that features me..again, so yea, you can check that out too.