No Fucking Idea!

You were there when I always needed you most,
You sit there quietly unnoticed until you’re needed,
Even though I only come to you when I need something,
Even though I just toss you aside after I’m done with you,
As much as I wish it wasn’t so, there’s always shit between us,
But the fact remains that you’ve always been there,
Throughout all the painful and shitty moments,
Thank you dear Toilet Paper..

(yes so I was bored!)

I’ve been told I can be quite the evil bastard sometimes but I didn’t realize I could be this evil

(I was the one who made the hit)

Holy crap it’s only 2 months till Roadtrip ‘05, which will totally kick last year’s ass because it’s gonna be even more wilder this year! Who knew from going to Singapore just to buy Magic: the Gathering cards and endless hours of cybercafe, to ultimate drunkedness and silly pranks! We have evolved people, and we’re gonna keep kicking ass until we can’t kick anymore!! Anyway here are some memorable pictures from last year to keep you entertained:

(Chou King uber wasted..he’s the funniest drunk ever)

(A brief kawaii moment for Ferhan)

(I have completely no recollection of this!)

(A brief moment of sanity)

Oh thanks to George for the pics, I don’t know why I’m posting this..I guess I’m just psyched about this years trip Oh and here are some comics I drew of Chou King. Even after his repeated stance of “I’m not gonna drink” last year, no one got as wasted as he did, so I hereby dedicate the follow comic in his honor because we all know we’ll all get drunk this year

(Chou King claiming this year he has no plans to get wasted)

(come December 2005 )

Lately there’s been this show on MTV called 5 Things to Do or some shit like that. Basically it’s famous artists who come on the show, play you some of their videos and talk about how to be successful in the music business and etc. I guess it’s cool if they say “You gotta look hot man, because if you’re one fugly douche then forget about it,” but no, they tell you shit that makes them seem so deep and thoughtful.

Yea ok when you lose the bling and the fancy clothes and cars then you can tell me to be myself and be natural. Seriously, find some decent acts to talk about themselves, like maybe John Mayer, Jason Mraz, Eric Clapton, Richard Marx, whoever! Just as long as it’s not Kanye West and recently today - Sean Paul.

Oh and George has a new song so I’m giving him a plug so yea go check his song out! He also has posted a new comic that features me..again, so yea, you can check that out too.

MTV pisses me off, and radio in general because they’re bringing more and more less than mediocre acts in, and for some strange reason they’re actually selling! Christin was telling me how she used to be younger than everyone on MTV and now she’s older, which I’m inclined to agree. You have acts like Jo Jo who’s like 14? 15? Then you have Bow Wow who’s like around that age too, and when you want like classic rock acts like Bon Jovi or Aerosmith people will look at you funny and go “But they’re so olddddddd!!”

Fuck this, who made it a crime to listen to old songs anyway. I’d rather listen to something 100 years old than to that R&B bullshit you get on TV. With people like Rhiana (however you spell it) who keeps on repeating “Hey Mr DJ” and Nina Sky, Pussycat Dolls, Sean Paul, and the latest - Daddy Yankee who spouts a lot of bullshit in spanish (?) while the video just features lots of semi-hot girls shaking their asses on TV.

I don’t get why people love this shit. Admittedly some beats are catchy, like they have some Afro-cuban-latin beats whatnot and it’s quite good, but then the people start singing and it’s like “Oh my God, kill me now” because frankly I’d rather listen to a hundred people taking a fart cause that would be seriously more entertaining than that crap you get on radio and MTV these days. What infuriates me even more is that while there are tons and tons of talented musicians who are out there barely surviving, you have douches like Britney Spears who can’t sing to save her life earning by the millions.

Seriously people, you folks need some real music, which is why I have posted a list of artists you should check out because they’re so damn good they could kick you in the nuts and you’d still ask for more with a fucking smile on your face:

Buddy Rich - An amazing drum legend for jazz big bands. Those who say they love jazz..well, this is one big band you need to check out.

Count Basie Big Band - Another great big band, although this time the focus is more towards the whole band rather than the drummer, which is kind of refreshing.

Charlie Parker - Relatively light jazz compared to big band stuff. Amazing on the sax.

Dave Weckl - Another amazing drummer, very modern, great dynamics. I’m not sure if it can be enjoyed by everyone, but you should check him out anyway.

Dennis Chambers - Same as Dave Weckl, very funky. Check him out.

Duke Ellington - For those who like it slow and smooth.

Frank Sinatra - You just can’t go wrong here. If you don’t like the music you can at least appreciate his singing.

Greg Howe - Amazing guitarist, and I mean amazing. I would personally find him better than Steve Vai and all that G3 bullshit. Guitarists you gotta check him out.

Jamiroquai - Not sure about their new stuff, but their old albums and songs are pretty good, namely Cosmic Girl, Emergency on Planet Earth and etc.

Jason Mraz - Like John Mayer, except more funky and his songs are more varied in terms of styles.

John Mayer - Absolutely kick ass! You have to give the man respect. Not just a pretty-face (?) but also an extremely talented guitarist. At the same time you should give his new band The John Mayer Trio a spin cause you get to see him show his true self musically.

Michael Buble - His voice is silky smooth, and even though he usually does covers, it’s still damn good. ‘nuf said.

Miles Davis - If you like jazz, then you must listen to this. It’s one of those must-listens for jazz lovers.

Ryanhood - Two accoustic guitarists. One a graduate from Berklee and received the Aerosmith award. Although not very technical, they make good listening with catchy tunes and riffs.

Stan Getz - Another great sax player. Must check out.

Stevie Wonder - This man is the man of the man. He composes everything. Drums, keyboards, strings, piano, etc. Dude is simply amazing.

Tower of Power - Old school funk. Good shit.

Weather Report - Though I’m not a bass player, you have to admit that the bass playing is simply out of this world.

SEVEN THINGS….
Seven things that scare me.
1. those huge fucking moths
2. roaches
3. my parents dying
4. being alone in the world
5. dying without telling my loved ones I love them
6. faces of death
7. being impotent

Seven things I like
1. my music!
2. drumming
3. writing music
4. jamming
5. funny movies/shows
6. girls!
7. the yearly roadtrip, which I think it’s something I love

Seven important things in my room
1. computer
2. drums
3. guitars
4. my speakers
5. my wallet
6. handphone
7. keys

Seven random facts about me
1. not many people know my chinese name
2. I am a leftie
3. I plan to get a full scholarship to Berklee College of Music in 2008
4. I’ve only been drumming for a little of a year
5. I’m less of a “banana” than people think I am
6. I’m lazy
7. I want her but I don’t think she knows it

Seven things I plan to do before I die
1. have sex
2. try drugs at least once to satisfy my curiousity
3. get super drunk and wake up in foreign country
4. release a full album that hits multi-platinum status
5. have sex
6. get the car of my dreams
7. get the girl of my dreams

Seven things I can do
1. breathe
2. wank
3. cook
4. fantasize
5. be funny
6. be annoying
7. be thoughtful (as you can see)

Seven things I can’t do
1. act suprised
2. I can’t discipline myself to do the things that need to be done
3. Chat up random girls
4. act insincere
5. I can’t can’t be lazy
6. I can’t be what my parents want me to be
7. I can’t wank 6 times a day *cough*

Seven things I say the most
1. Huh?
2. Eh?
3. Oh ok.
4. Dunno.
5. What the shit?
6. What the fuck?
7. Hmm.

Seven people who will have to do this:
1. Andrew
2. Brenda
3. Lynn
4. Xiang Ling
5. Albert
6. Sue Jing
7. Suet Li

Oh by the way, I’m like search result number 10 when someone googled “bangla47″ LOL!

Ever listen to the radio like hitz.fm, and you come across this advertisment where they’re talking about the Befrienders, a group of people who apparently have too much time where they can sit by the phone and wait for you to call them to start being friends. If you think about it though, it does seem like quite a easy job. Anyone can pretend to be interested in what you have to say and pass it off as being friendly.

Anyway I think it’s really sad, and quite creepy that you don’t have friends till the point where you’re so desperate that you have to call up random strangers. Shit, you don’t even deserve to have friends to begin with and there must be something wrong with you if you didn’t have any friends initially.

On a side-note, I’ve joined Fitness First so yea, gonna start on Monday after I’m done with my assignments and stuff. I can’t wait, gotta lose weight and make myself look good for all the Singaporean chicks when the crew heads down in December, fucking awesome man!

Check out these links, funny as hell!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/road_trip_prank.html

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/afroninja.html

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/dirtyturban.html

Thanks to ebaumsworld.com for making my shitty day better!

OMG you need to check this out like NOW!!

http://media.putfile.com/bangla47

Apparently there’s this organization called the Malaysian Board of Films or something like that. Anyway according to George, this is how local and independant movies are made, they borrow money from this company, and if the movie sucks, they don’t have to pay the company back. Something like that, oh and it’s thanks to them that we have such great films like KL Menjerit (apparently there’s a part 2 now, go figure).

So I told George that it’s his fault, no, it’s our fault that films like these get made. I mean the company gets money from the banks, who in turn get money from us who put money in the bank, so if we didn’t put money in the bank, they wouldn’t have money to churn out shitty movies like that.

Oh and we’re to blame for ricers, poor quality local made cars, and basically everything wrong with this country. Where do our taxes go to? hahaha…